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Tears of a woman.

Tears of a woman,

A little boy asks his mother:

Why do you cry?,

because i am a woman she answers.

i don’t understand, he says!,

His mother hugs him and says, and you never will!.

Later the little boy asked his father :

« Why does mommy cry » ?

« All women cry for no reason »

is all that his father could answer him.

When he became an adult he asked God :

« God, why do women cry so easily? »

« When I created woman, she needed to be special.

I created her shoulders strong enough to bear the weight of the world…

And soft enough to be comfortable ».

« I gave her the strength to give life,
The kind that accepts the rejection that often comes from children. »

« I gave her the strength to allow her to go on when everybody else gives up.

The kind that takes care of her family, despite illness and fatigue. »

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children unconditionally,

Even when they have hurt her deeply. »

And finally, I gave her tears to shed whenever she needs them to be shed. »

« You see my son, the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, nor is it

in her face or in the way she does her hair.

The beauty of a woman resides in her eyes.

They are the door to her heart ;

the door where Love resides.

And it is often through her tears that you can see into her heart. »

In Honour of Stupid People….. or is it despair?

In Honour of Stupid People…..  or is it despair?

[In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.]
On  Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) –“Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late,  huh!)

On  Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”(talk about a news  flash)

On  Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do  not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to  reduce the rate of construction accidents if  we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those  bulldozers.)

On  Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.” (…and you  thought????…) 

On  a Pifco hairdryer — “Do not use while sleeping.”         (That’s the only time I have to work on my  hair.)

On  a bag of Doritos — “You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside.  (the shoplifter special?)

On  a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would  be???….)

On  some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but,  it’s just a  suggestion.)

On  packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save  me time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (..I’m taking this  because???…..)

On  most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to  what?)

On  a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out  there, help me on this.  I’m a bit  curious.)

On  an American Airlines packet of nuts –“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: say what?)

On  a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the  company. I blame the parents for this  one.)

On  a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.” (Oh my. was there a  lot of this happening somewhere?)



Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to….maybe  even chuckle.


****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****



Hi little note to all my old friends i did manage to lose my weight i got to target a total loss of 5 stone and ive kept it off now for a year and half.I have gone from a size 24 now im a size 12 some time i can get into a 10. My dog Toby died in 2010 but i have now 2 little west highland terriers who we rescued and gave a home to they are called Dot & Betty i call the my angel girls dont know why there little buggers lol hope to here from my old friends out there hugs xx