Tears of a woman,
A little boy asks his mother:
Why do you cry?,
because i am a woman she answers.
i don’t understand, he says!,
His mother hugs him and says, and you never will!.
Later the little boy asked his father :
« Why does mommy cry » ?
« All women cry for no reason »
is all that his father could answer him.
When he became an adult he asked God :
« God, why do women cry so easily? »
« When I created woman, she needed to be special.
I created her shoulders strong enough to bear the weight of the world…
And soft enough to be comfortable ».
« I gave her the strength to give life,
The kind that accepts the rejection that often comes from children. »
« I gave her the strength to allow her to go on when everybody else gives up.
The kind that takes care of her family, despite illness and fatigue. »
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children unconditionally,
Even when they have hurt her deeply. »
And finally, I gave her tears to shed whenever she needs them to be shed. »
« You see my son, the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, nor is it
in her face or in the way she does her hair.
The beauty of a woman resides in her eyes.
They are the door to her heart ;
the door where Love resides.
And it is often through her tears that you can see into her heart. »
In Honour of Stupid People….. or is it despair?
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) –“Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”(talk about a news flash)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.” (…and you thought????…)
On a Pifco hairdryer — “Do not use while sleeping.” (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Doritos — “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (..I’m taking this because???…..)
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts –“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.” (Oh my. was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to….maybe even chuckle.
****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****
Hi little note to all my old friends i did manage to lose my weight i got to target a total loss of 5 stone and ive kept it off now for a year and half.I have gone from a size 24 now im a size 12 some time i can get into a 10. My dog Toby died in 2010 but i have now 2 little west highland terriers who we rescued and gave a home to they are called Dot & Betty i call the my angel girls dont know why there little buggers lol hope to here from my old friends out there hugs xx
Hi to all my old friends out there . x